Without massages, tense muscles would eventually turn stone-like, making Michelangelo's David impossible to tell apart from Bob and Rita Jackson's David, a 24-year-old pizza delivery man who works out six days a week. Keep muscles moldable with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a one-hour therapeutic massage (a $60 value) and a 30-minute foot detoxification (a $35 value) at Health Solutions Centers (a $95 total value). This Groupon is valid at the Vermilion, Brooklyn, and Sandusky locations.

Health Solutions Centers' team of therapists works to de-stress and rejuvenate tense and tired bodies. Melt beneath skilled tendon-treating thumbs with a one-hour therapeutic massage, during which a massage therapist targets trigger points with gentle strokes, improving circulation, soothing sore spots, and remolding areas where clay is trapped under the skin. The ionic foot detox can improve visceral and musculoskeletal health by purging toxins from the body and increasing energy.