What You'll Get
In addition to experiencing the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's deal: for $60, you get a 50-minute sports or deep-tissue massage at Health Spa Napa Valley in Saint Helena (a $120 value).
Health Spa Napa Valley muscle mitigators placate protoplasmic pain with mind-melting massages, simultaneously unwinding coiled tendons taut with tension. Relieve soreness caused by spelunking off the Lincoln Memorial with a sports massage, and benefit from a barrage of varying techniques, pressures, and stretches. The deep-tissue massage can help alleviate chronic pain and sweep sinewy sewers clean of subterranean stress and microscopic ninja turtles. Today’s deal also gets clients access to the spa’s other facilities for the day, including the heated outdoor pool, whirlpool, and open-air fitness center.
Yelpers give Health Spa Napa Valley a near-perfect average of 4.5 stars:
- Clean, classy and very friendly staff. Out [sic] treatments were off the hook too. I consider myself picky and I really have to say I enjoyed the whole experience. – Danielle S.
- This spa is great for taking a day trip to Napa and just hanging out and relaxing by the pool. I went with 4 girlfriends and it felt like we were on a mini-vacation b/c it was so relaxing! – Sayuri S.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 14, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/ person, may buy 1 add'l as a gift. By appt. only; subject to availability. 48hr cancellation notice required. Not valid 2/12-2/14. Valid only for deep tissue and sports massage. Non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.