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What You'll Get
During the land boom of the 1950s, toxins polluting the body were often bought out by land developers, who subsequently built antioxidant-rich shopping malls where the toxins once stood. Today's Groupon allows you to remove pore poisons with only slight construction: for $40, you get a consultation, a detox foot spa treatment, and an infrared-sauna treatment at Healthy Alternatives Detox & Natural Supplement Center (a $120 value), located in Gresham.
Your spa session at Healthy Alternatives Detox & Natural Supplement Center begins with a 40-minute consultation ($40) from a certified naturopathic physician. Once the consultation has determined the condition of your soulsack through body-whispering and a series of mathematical riddles, you'll step into a NRG Works foot spa for a 40-minute detox treatment ($40). The foot spa uses gentle electric currents, negatively charged ionic fields, and other complicated scientific things to evict toxins, increase energy, calm emotions, and knit kaleidoscopically soothing sleep patterns. While your shoe-fillers soak up the serenity, you'll enjoy a cup of tea and a warm neck wrap. Clients will then burn up to 500 calories during a 40-minute infrared-sauna session, wherein the low-heat sauna rays massage stiff muscles and joints to relieve aches and pains, improve immune systems, spruce up skin, and sharpen senses for marathon games of real-life Whack-a-Mole. The consultation and the two treatments can be used over the course of three separate visits. Call to make an appointment.
Citysearchers give Healthy Alternatives Detox & Natural Supplement Center a perfect five-star average:
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 16, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. May separate services into 3 different sessions, must verify this when making appointment. By appointment only. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.