During the land boom of the 1950s, toxins polluting the body were often bought out by land developers, who subsequently built antioxidant-rich shopping malls where the toxins once stood. Today's Groupon allows you to remove pore poisons with only slight construction: for $49, new clients get a consultation, a detox foot spa treatment, and an infrared-sauna treatment at Healthy Alternative Detox & Natural Supplement Center (up to a $120 value), located in Gresham.
Your spa session at Healthy Alternatives begins with a 40-minute consultation from a certified naturopathic practitioner. Once the consultation has determined the condition of your soulsack through body-whispering and a series of mathematical riddles, you'll step into a NRG Works foot spa for a 40-minute detox treatment. The foot spa uses gentle electric currents, negatively charged ionic fields, and other complicated scientific things to evict toxins, increase energy, calm emotions, and knit kaleidoscopically soothing sleep patterns. While your shoe-fillers soak up the serenity, you'll enjoy a cup of tea and a warm neck wrap. Clients will then burn up to 500 calories during a 40-minute infrared-sauna session, wherein the low-heat sauna rays massage stiff muscles and joints to relieve aches and pains, improve immune systems, spruce up skin, and sharpen senses for marathon games of real-life Whack-a-Mole. The consultation and the two treatments can be used over the course of three separate visits. Call to make an appointment.
Citysearchers give Healthy Alternative Detox & Natural Supplement Center a perfect five-star average:
- Detox footspas [sic] are relaxing, soothing and just plain make me feel good. The consultant gives me great health advice whenever I ask. – Camille Wilson
- The service was very friendly and inviting. I felt cared for and I didn't leave without exactly what I wanted and what I had been looking for. – Orthmann
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