Babies enter the world in minimal attire, as they need one month more of gestation to grow pants and a "My Mom Rocks" T-shirt. Bring their wardrobe up to speed with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a one-hour prenatal, postnatal, infant, or Swedish massage at Healthy Baby Boutique (a $60 value).
Healthy Baby Boutique serves as a haven of eco-friendly childcare products and restorative spa services for babies and their blissfully exhausted parents. A prenatal massage lets expecting mothers take a load off their sore feet by reclining on one of the boutique's tranquility tables, where a delicate massage helps mothers in all stages of pregnancy achieve a more comfortable state and shed the emotional stress of picking out baby names, nursery themes, and vestigial-tail jewelry. New mothers melt beneath a postnatal massage, which aims to appease the aches and pains of a demanding pregnancy and recent labor while evoking a relaxed and optimistic state of mind. A Swedish massage releases tension with long, sweeping strokes across the muscles, and an infant massage tenderizes little tots with the gentlest physical pampering to enhance circulation, health, and comfort in tiny bodies, encouraging more restful nights for infants and their overworked baby monitors.
Although not included in this Groupon, Healthy Baby Boutique also boasts a wealth of human-rearing accessories for parents striving to creating an eco-friendly environment for their families, including infant-feeding supplies, nontoxic toys, and cloth diapers for maximum banister-sliding potential.