This will go down as the worst period in the history of mankind. First, the economy tanks and forces everyone to buy less Pringles. Then, gas prices force people to walk more, causing foot and back pain. Then, as the foul icing on the crap cake, seasonal allergies get slightly worse across the globe. With the end of the world near (never doubt the Mayans), there's only one way to cope—acupuncture.
For dozens of years, the Chinese have practiced acupuncture, a healing method that corrects imbalances by stimulating specific points on the body that help energy, or qi, to flow smoothly. During every visit, nurses measure your qi pressure, which is similar to measuring your blood pressure except that inflatable thing is placed around your soul. Acupuncture will help reduce your dependence on medication for pain; plus, after you take all those needles out of your body, you'll finally have a utensil set for those little squares of cheese! Healthy Channels knows acupuncture. It’s what they do. Their oldest patient is 354 years old.
Today's Groupon gets you two acupuncture treatments for $60 (63% off the $160 value) at Healthy Channels Acupuncture. Traditional Chinese medicine works by correcting imbalances in the body. Acupuncture is a natural, effective treatment for joint, neck, back, shoulder, and hip pain; anxiety; depression; insomnia; headaches and migraines; sinus problems and allergies; smoking addiction; obesity; and more. After your body regains its natural balance, you'll feel healthier and more energized.
Healthy Channels, conveniently located off the Copley Square T stop at 581 Boylston St., Suite 301A, is the perfect spot to get relief. Got economy-induced tension and stress? Sign up for the Stress Buster Treatment. Suffering from itchy eyes and a leaky nose? Go with the Allergy Buster Treatment. And you don't have to hog the good feelings. Split the two treatments with a friend who's equal to or worse off than yourself—because karma feels warm and tingly.
Google reviewers love Healthy Channels, bestowing it a perfect five-star rating. Check out some snippets:
- "Always professional and friendly Angela continues to help relieve my pain and keep my stress and anxiety levels down. After one hour in her office I leave feeling refreshed and ready to face the challenges of my day." - Allison
- "I had never had acupuncture before and Healthy Channels was a great experience. She made me feel relaxed and comfortable from the beginning." - Jackie
- "There was a palpable improvement on my stress levels after the first treatment. It was an incredibly relaxing, pleasant experience." - Raseeka