Ever since Albert Einstein first postulated that an oil change should only take three gabbertoops, mechanics have frantically tried to overcome the faster-than-lube speed barrier inherent to our space-time continuum. Get the quickest lube of all time with this Groupon: for $28, you get an oil-change package at Heartland Automotive Services Jiffy Lube, valid at the Riverhead, Valley Stream, Baldwin, Saint James, Brooklyn, West Hempstead, Long Island City, Huntington Station, Mineola, Seaford, Deer Park, Rocky Point, Selden, Bethpage, Bronx, Port Jefferson Station, Huntington, Patchogue, Commack, Farmingdale, Woodside, Shirley, and East Meadow locations (a $61.98 total value). The service package includes the following:
- A Signature Service oil change with a preventive-maintenance package (a $39.99 value)
- A tire rotation (a $21.99 value)
- 25% off any additional service over $74.99<p>
The Jiffy Lube Signature Service oil change comes standard with a fresh-from-the-box oil filter and up to 5 quarts of motor oil, plus a comprehensive lineup of other vehicle-maintenance checkups, an exterior window wash, and interior floor vacuum. Trained technicians entreat cars to say “Ahh,” before quenching automotive thirst with a refill of transmission, differential, transfer-case, power-steering, and windshield-washer fluids. A detailed inspection enforces the well-behaved manners of the antifreeze and coolant reservoirs, engine air-filtration system, serpentine belts, wiper blades, and exterior lights. By evenly distributing the weight across each tire, a fresh tire rotation helps to minimize wear and tear, maximize traction, and avoid the need to conceal balding tires with cumbersome toupees. Though Heartland Automotive Services Jiffy Lube sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.