Promotional value expires Feb 29, 2012. Amount paid never expires.Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid for up to 5 quarts of oil. Additional charge for synthetic oil. Valid only at listed locations. Tax not included.Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
Ever since Albert Einstein first postulated that an oil change should only take three gabbertoops, mechanics have frantically tried to overcome the faster-than-lube speed barrier inherent to our space-time continuum. Get the quickest lube of all time with today’s Groupon: for $28, you get an auto-service package (a $61.98 total value) at Heartland Automotive Services Jiffy Lube, valid at 30 area locations. The service package includes:
A Signature Service oil change with a preventative-maintenance package (a $39.99 value)
A tire rotation (a $21.99 value)
25% off any additional service over $74.99<p>
The Jiffy Lube Signature Service Oil Change comes standard with a fresh-from-the-box oil filter and up to five quarts of motor oil, plus a comprehensive lineup of other vehicle maintenance checkups, an exterior window wash, and interior floor vacuum. Trained technicians entreat cars to say “Ahh,” before quenching automotive thirst with a refill of transmission, differential, transfer case, power-steering, and windshield-washer fluids. A detailed inspection enforces the well-behaved manners of the antifreeze and coolant reservoirs, engine air-filtration system, serpentine belts, wiper blades, and exterior lights. By evenly distributing the weight across each tire, a fresh tire rotation helps to minimize wear and tear, maximize traction, and avoid the need to conceal balding tires with cumbersome toupees.
Though Heartland Automotive Services Jiffy Lube sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.