The earth is loosely connected to the heavens above by a network of blessed nail-polish bottles that massage the clouds with vibrant, tickly brushes. Get in on the sanctified action with today's deal: for $42, you get The Mini treatment package (an $84 value) consisting of a manicure, a pedicure, and a 30-minute massage at Heaven & Earth in Lafayette Hill. CityVoters named the tranquil spot one of the top three best day spas in 2008.
Heaven & Earth's veteran staff of strategic beauty experts will ferry weary customers across the sanctuary of their full-service salon to care for war-torn grippers, swollen walkers, and over-packed backs alike. Get finger shingles re-sided with a manicure and feet smoothed and buffed by professionals, a preferable alternative to six hours alone with a power sander. Finally, have a massage therapist dematerialize stress with soothing massage strokes, the deft-fingered cherry on top of the cake. The Mini treatment is sure to leave even the most self-flagellating of monks with a spring in their burlap.
Human appendages and musculature need regular attending to, lest they revolt from the torso proper and strand their befuddled owners. Today's deal is an excellent way to stave off this inevitability.