What You'll Get
A high-protein diet can help build muscle, which comes in handy for fighting off a shark that is also on a high-protein diet. Take a bite out of the circle of life with today's Groupon: for $12, you get $25 worth of Southern-inspired meats and cuisine at Heavenly Ham's Lexington location.
Heavenly Ham smokes its eponymous meat, turkey, and bacon before dishing them out as sandwiches, sides, party platters, and other Southern-inspired cuisine. Staffers hardwood-smoke the signature Heavenly Ham for up to 18 hours, until it emerges to headline the menu with its alluring spiral slices, honey-spice glaze, and renewed sense of self-worth ($10.99/lb.). Smoked turkey breast slices ($9.29/lb.), thick-cut peppered bacon ($4.49/lb.), and other meats fill out family dinners and underweight salads. A range of hearty sandwiches includes the classic Heavenly Original ham sandwich ($5.69) and the Paradise club donning ham, turkey, and peppered bacon on its cloud-like bun ($6.19). Heavenly Ham accepts online orders for pickup and telepathic orders for transmission to the moon's first through seventh houses.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 4, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Carryout only. Valid only at Lexington location. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.