A high-protein diet can help build muscle, which comes in handy for fighting off a shark that is also on a high-protein diet. Take a bite out of the circle of life with today's Groupon: for $12, you get $25 worth of Southern-inspired meats and cuisine at Heavenly Ham's Lexington location.

Heavenly Ham smokes its eponymous meat, turkey, and bacon before dishing them out as sandwiches, sides, party platters, and other Southern-inspired cuisine. Staffers hardwood-smoke the signature Heavenly Ham for up to 18 hours, until it emerges to headline the menu with its alluring spiral slices, honey-spice glaze, and renewed sense of self-worth ($10.99/lb.). Smoked turkey breast slices ($9.29/lb.), thick-cut peppered bacon ($4.49/lb.), and other meats fill out family dinners and underweight salads. A range of hearty sandwiches includes the classic Heavenly Original ham sandwich ($5.69) and the Paradise club donning ham, turkey, and peppered bacon on its cloud-like bun ($6.19). Heavenly Ham accepts online orders for pickup and telepathic orders for transmission to the moon's first through seventh houses.