What You'll Get
Carpets, like dogs, often hide under the dining-room table and let out audible whimpers when threatened with bath time. Make your carpets howl like the beasts they are with today's Groupon: for $50, you get three rooms of carpet cleaning (a $120 value) from Heaven's Best Carpet Cleaning in Abilene. This Groupon is valid for up to three 200-square-foot rooms (for a total of 600 square feet); purchasers can also add to their coverage ($5 for each additional 50-square-foot area).
Heaven's Best will cleanse chambers of blotches from baseboard to baseboard under the sure-handed care of unstoppable stain eliminators sent from the future to eliminate lurking dirt. Living humans with muddy mansions, fouled flats, or carpeted caves receive appointments scheduled for a specific time, leaving customers free to better spend their time observing plants to make sure they produce oxygen instead of voice-altering noble gases. Treatments start with a dry vacuuming to clear planes of loose debris before using a mild cleaning solution to release stains locked onto fibrous strands. The floor-flushing machinery then removes the liberated loam with a low-moisture method that allows carpets to dry in an hour. To boost confidence and cleanliness, each cleaning comes with a guarantee that any spots removed won't show their faces again for at least 30 days.
Upstairs-apartment dwellers without elevator access are subject to additional fees.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 7, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per household. By appointment only. Additional fee may apply for houses more than 15mi outside Abilene. Tax and gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.