Carpets, like dogs, often hide under the dining-room table and let out audible whimpers when threatened with bath time. Make your carpets howl like the beasts they are with today's Groupon: for $50, you get three rooms of carpet cleaning from Heaven's Best Carpet Cleaning ($135 value). This Groupon is valid for up to three 250-square-foot rooms (for a total of 750 square feet).
Heaven's Best will cleanse chambers of blotches from baseboard to baseboard under the sure-handed care of unstoppable stain eliminators sent from the future to eliminate lurking dirt. Living humans with muddy mansions, fouled flats, or carpeted caves receive appointments scheduled for a specific time, leaving customers free to better spend their time observing plants to make sure they produce oxygen instead of voice-altering noble gases. Treatments start with a dry vacuuming to clear planes of loose debris before using a mild cleaning solution to release stains locked onto fibrous strands. The floor-flushing machinery then removes the liberated loam with a low-moisture method that allows carpets to dry in an hour. To boost confidence and cleanliness, each cleaning comes with a guarantee that any spots removed won't show their faces again for at least 30 days.
Though Heaven's Best Carpet Cleaning offers discounts online, this Groupon offers the best deal available.
Heaven's Best Carpet Cleaning
Since 1983, Mike Johnson and his crew of scour-savvy techs have dispatched safe, eco-friendly water-based solutions to refurbish carpets, hardwood floors, and upholstery. Crews sweep in, first vacuuming carpets to extract loose dirt or Aztec ruins before their signature cleaning concoction washes over fibers, lifting entrenched grime from deep within the shag. With the help of thirsty pads, machines remove dirt as they dry floors, paving the way for techs to groom the carpets. Such is their dedication to keeping flooring pristine that Heaven's Best Carpet Cleaning makes available a near-comprehensive stain-removal guide, helping homeowners navigate sticky aesthetic blunders such as spilling nail polish on the floor or tracking motor oil through the house after raucous motor-oil-tasting parties.