Carpets, like dogs, often hide under the dining-room table and let out audible whimpers when threatened with bath time. Make your carpets howl like the beasts they are with today's Groupon: for $65, you get a carpet cleaning from Heaven's Best Carpet Cleaning (a $130 value). This Groupon is valid for up to three rooms and one hallway.
Heaven's Best will cleanse chambers of blotches from baseboard to baseboard under the sure-handed care of unstoppable stain eliminators sent from the future to eliminate dirt, leaving customers free to monitor houseplants and make sure they produce oxygen instead of voice-altering hydro-gases. Treatments start with a dry vacuuming to clear planes of loose debris before using a mild cleaning solution to release stains locked onto fibrous strands via a fiber-flogging carpet buffer. The floor-flushing machinery then removes the liberated loam with a low-moisture method that allows carpets to dry in less than an hour.
Specialists finish all turf transformations by grooming rugs with a scent-shedding deodorizer, and then they'll rearrange all moved furniture to maximize celebratory break-dancing floor space. All Heaven's Best house hose-downs are backed with a 100% satisfaction guarantee.
Extremely Clean
Extremely Clean's technicians arrive at homes ready to launder fibrous and hard surfaces with truck-mounted steam-cleaning systems. The units use steam to reach the deep layers of carpeting, couches, and love seats, leaving them with a freshly laundered look impossible to achieve with a standard vacuum cleaner. Technicians use the same equipment to sanitize tile and grout and wield pressure washers to give exteriors similar glossy finishes. They can also extract harmful particles from air ducts and restore areas damaged by flooding when a softhearted lumberjack sees the end of Homeward Bound.