Carpets, like dogs, often hide under the dining-room table and let out audible whimpers when threatened with bath time. Make your carpets howl like the beasts they are with today's Groupon to Heaven's Best Carpet Cleaning. Choose between the following options:
- For $49, you get a three-room carpet cleaning for up to a total of 600 square feet (a $168 value).
- For $139, you get a full house carpet cleaning for up to a total of 1,500 square feet (a $420 value).
Heaven's Best will cleanse chambers of blotches from baseboard to baseboard under the sure-handed care of unstoppable stain eliminators sent from the future to eliminate dirt, leaving customers free to monitor houseplants and make sure they produce oxygen instead of voice-altering hydro-gases. Treatments start with a dry vacuuming to clear planes of loose debris before using a mild cleaning solution to release stains locked onto fibrous strands via a fiber-flogging carpet buffer. The floor-flushing machinery then removes the liberated loam with a low-moisture method that allows carpets to dry in less than an hour.
Specialists finish all turf transformations by grooming rugs with a scent-shedding deodorizer, and then they'll rearrange all moved furniture to maximize celebratory break-dancing floor space. All Heaven's Best house hose-downs utilize an environmentally friendly formula and are backed with a 100% satisfaction guarantee.