Shirt dirt is a sign of moral weakness; in particular, the inability to resist cravings for sour gummy worms. Keep cleanliness next to bodilyness with today's Groupon, which de-soils soiled shirts and re-heels shoe heels. For $15, you get $30 worth of dry cleaning and heel repair services at Heels & Soles, a cleanery and shoe repairery with more than 40 years experience cleaning, repairing, pressing, mending, shoeing, building awesome forts, and talking about cleaning during intermissions at the opera.
Founded by Henry Tucker, Heels & Soles prides itself on top-notch customer service and guarantees satisfaction on all garment-handling, with the exception of removing stains that appear to be from accidentally joining the professional wrestling circuit. H&S dry cleans even the delicatest of fabrics, giving every garment tender care and meeting every customer's requests, all while singing famous hits from Charlton Heston's The Ten Commandments. Ready your workweek attire and dry clean a blouse ($4.95), dress ($9.50), or business shirt ($4.95), or prepare for winter's unrelenting fury with a deliciously clean-smelling winter coat ($12.50). Just drop off your dirty wears in-store and choose a day and time for pick-up, just like that sealed envelope you left for your future self labeled "You'll know."
If you've been walking around in cumbersome whole-chicken winter shoes because your heeled winter shoes are in disrepair and chicken skin provides an excellent barrier against the wintry elements, let an H&S expert shoe-mender fix up your non-chicken kicks. The highly skilled footsmiths will politely remove your damaged heel and fuse on a new one using their hands, sweat, and leftover icing from a gingerbread house made to look like an old-timey beard. A heel repair ($10 for men's shoes, $19.95 for women's) also includes a shoeshine that will leave your kicks shining brighter than a mirror flying toward the sun on wings made of tinfoil.
In-store services only. Not valid for delivery or home pickup. Dry cleaning does not include leather, suede, or laundered shirts.
Heels & Soles, Etc.
Founded by Henry Tucker, Heels & Soles, Etc. keeps clothes and accessories intact with shoe-and-handbag repair, dry-cleaning, and alteration services. The professional staff follows a tradition forged in the course of 40+ years in business by coddling delicate fabrics, purses, belts, and shoes made of any material except snow.