What You'll Get
If they're not cleaned every few days, your windows will turn black and begin emitting a high-pitched scream that makes dogs pregnant. Prevent a neighbourhood outbreak of puppies with today's Groupon: for $40, you get $80 worth of eavestrough or window cleaning from Heights Residential.
Heights Residential’s scrubbers scale high ladders to keep windows and eavestroughs shipshape, houses pressure washed, and holiday decorations bedecked. The personable, insured, and bonded employees, trained in ladder safety, are also local stage performers who can coo windowpanes into co-starring in Shakespearian comedies. Bath-shy windows get a full dousing, with glass, sills, ledges, tracks, and screens left spotless. Cleaners scoop out eavestrough debris by hand (30 linear ft. of gutters cleaned, $80) and then hose away the rest and flush the downspouts, taking care to protect the siding with the ladder’s rubber padding.
Other services include chandelier cleaning, replacing unreachably high bulbs, taking down anachronous decorations, and washing the insides, outsides, and middles of the windows of a one- or two-bedroom apartment below the third floor. Check out the service area here.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 10, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.