Human faces experience a lifetime of wear and tear from gravity, driving into the wind, and pineapple-pie-eating contests. Restore your cheeks' original splendor with today's Groupon: for $39, you get either a microdermabrasion treatment or collagen facial at Heights Spa @ W. 19th (a $99 value).

Heights Spa pampers weary bodies with an array of noninvasive rejuvenation treatments. During the 45-minute Dermaglow microdermabrasion, a careful staffer exfoliates your face using a handheld crystal wand that sucks away dead skin cells, deep-seated grime, and memories of failed high-fives. Newly exfoliated faces are then ripe for increased production of healthy skin cells, which helps reduce the appearance of fine lines, sun- and age-related blemishes, and acne scarring.

Groupon buyers can also opt for a DermaCulture collagen facial, or buy two Groupons to experience both revivifying treatments. Working from the inside out, a DermaCulture facial draws out skin soot using a steam-extraction technique before a safe electrical current slips a collagen solution deep into the lower levels of your visage. Once there, the solution is intended to boost cell reproduction, natural collagen levels, and political awareness, which can lead to a firmer, fresher facial façade.