In addition to experiencing the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a 55-minute massage and weight-loss-cleanse consultation at Heller Chiropractic Spa ($80 value) in Costa Mesa.
Heller Chiropractic Spa's staff, operating under Dr. Brian Heller, nurture natural, holistic wellness with therapeutic massage, acupuncture, herbal remedies, sports medicine, and nutritional work, earning the Best of Costa Mesa Award for chiropractic work in 2010. The comfort-giving crew welcomes patients into a clean, bright office before beginning the 55-minute Swedish massage, which manipulates muscles to alleviate stress and trigger relief for chronic pain. Nimble digits gently glide, knead, and tap sore sinews into a comfortable submission envied by their less malleable, marrow-filled neighbors.
Continue full-body refurbishment with an informative 20-minute consultation for Heller Chiropractic Spa's weight-loss cleansing system. A nutrition guru walks patients through a brief questionnaire about their favorite boy bands and registers height, weight, and body-fat percentage to outline a toxin-terminating 28 Days to Health program. You can also trade in the consultation (a $20 value) and use its value toward the price of the 28-day program (up to a $149 value), recommended to help banish sluggishness, qualify for lunar missions, and eliminate excess weight.