Quite distinct from a European facial, a Canadian facial involves exfoliating with moose antlers, a parliamentary pore-extraction procedure, and a skin-buffing Zamboni. Go the more traditional route with today's Groupon to Hello Gorgeous in Brandon. Choose between the following options:

• For $25, you get a facial (a $50 value).
• For $30, you get a facial with a peel (a $60 value).

The epidermis excavators at Hello Gorgeous unearth healthy, vital faces from the rubble of dirt and expired skin. Recline in the quiet, calming atmosphere of a private room, and unwind as facial experts buff countenance bark with natural, nontoxic, paraben-free products. After cleaning, skilled fingers massage beaten brows and wipe away unsightly dirt and too-forcefully blown kisses. The session concludes with a facemask—perfect for both deep cleansing parched skin and performing Kabuki theater—which is topped off with a final moisturizing act. With the second option, in addition to the facial process, aestheticians will apply either an enzyme peel commonly used for mature skin, a glycolic peel for blemish reduction, or a banana peel for comic relief. These exfoliation exorcisms drive away dead-skin cells haunting faces with flakes and uneven buildup.