What You'll Get
Although feeling the burn during a workout is generally a good sign, feeling the burn while sitting on the sofa means your sofa is in the fireplace. Engage in controlled, constructive body burning with today's Groupon: for $20, you get 10 visits and a nutritional evaluation at Hendrick Health Club in Abilene (a $79 value). Though optional, Groupon holders will also get a waived $99 initiation fee should they decide to join Hendrick Health Club. Hendrick Health Club helps health-conscious Texans watch waistlines in an upscale facility filled with high-quality workout machines and a variety of fun classes. With 10 visits to Hendrick’s gym equipment and classes, fitness-seeking folk can fit several types of exercise into their schedules or human-sized fanny packs. Class schedules vary daily, and include a BodyPump barbell class designed to work all major muscle groups, an indoor-cycling RPM workout, and a BodyJam cardio-dance fusion. Customize your constitutional overhaul with a complimentary nutritional evaluation, in which a Hendrick Health Club nutritionist uses advanced software and the tears of rare alien races to evaluate current habits and propose future nutritional solutions. Post workout, grab one of more than 100 smoothie combinations from Hendrick’s Lighter Side juice bar, or keep track of physical progress with its personalized online tracking system. Hendrick strictly enforces its dress code of shirts with sleeves, gym shoes, and jaunty feather-topped fedoras, and asks that shape-uppers call ahead to schedule nutritional evaluations.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 27, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Must activate by 8/27/11, membership expires 2 months from activation date. Must be 22 or older. Must sign waiver. New members only. Must follow club's dress code. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.