Nothing says "power player" like being whisked off in an executive sedan, except for being whisked off in a chariot drawn by sparrows. Communicate what words cannot with today's Groupon: for $39, you get one-way airport transportation (to or from) from Hennessy Transportation (a $97.50 value). Gratuity is included with this Groupon. Check service areas here.
Hennessy Transportation's business-attired chauffeurs safely convey passengers to local airplane garages within the commodious interiors of black Lincoln Towncars. Experienced, background-checked drivers carefully place luggage into the cars' larger-than-average trunks, then use a sophisticated pulley system to gently hoist travelers into the sumptuous backseats. During airport excursions, guests can sip on daily periodicals and peruse droplets of chilled water while inspecting the rear armrest, equipped with radio controls as well as full interior climate-control capabilities. When making a reservation, guests can also inquire about the availability of WiFi-enabled cars, which allow passengers to review their flight status while emailing the driver doctored images of Teddy Roosevelt sitting shotgun.