Isaac Newton discovered gravity not when cranially assaulted by a falling apple, but upon noticing his sagging jowls while examining the forehead bruise in the mirror. Help to reverse the Newtonian burden with today's Groupon: for $25, you get an anti-acne blue-light facial treatment or an age-reversing red-light facial treatment at Heritage Medicine (a $50 value).
Dr. Matthew Parker of Heritage Medicine wards off unsightly blemishes and Father Time's wrinkly wrath with noninvasive FDA-approved blue- and red-light facial treatments. During the 20-minute appointment, a qualified technician employs advanced Omnilux technology to help to turn back the hands of time and eradicate the oil-leaking nanobots that produce acne. Omnilux Blue bombards the body’s natural defenses with power-boosting wavelengths of light and a medically formulated cream, which work together to stimulate bacteria-neutralizing chemicals to reduce acne inflammation and promote healthy skin. Alternatively, Omnilux Revive, a red-light treatment, helps to stimulate the cellular mechanisms responsible for tissue repair, resulting in increased collagen synthesis and reduced wrinkles. Most patients experience little to no downtime, though some have reported symptoms similar to a slight sunburn or an intense moonburn.
Heritage Medicine ensconces visitors in an inviting atmosphere decorated in the vintage charm of the ’40s and ’50s with smooth jazz filling the air. The waiting room's television plays movies of bygone eras, transporting patients back to a time when anti-aging was a genie wish and horses knew all the words to The Star-Spangled Banner. Complimentary snacks and beverages are also provided in the waiting area. Heritage Medicine recommends four treatments for best results.