Isaac Newton discovered gravity not when cranially assaulted by a falling apple, but upon noticing his sagging jowls while examining the forehead bruise in the mirror. Help reverse the Newtonian burden with today's Groupon: for $140, you get 20 units of Botox at Heritage Medicine (a $280 value).
Dr. Matthew Parker of Heritage Medicine wards off Father Time's wrinkly wrath with nonsurgical, FDA-approved Botox treatments. During the appointment, a steady-handed doctor injects Botox into the creased area, slowing down hyperactive muscles by blocking nerve impulses and putting up stop signs on every skin corner. Results take up to 30 days to fully materialize and the smooth-skin serum can fade frown lines for up to four months. Faces may experience mild discomfort during the injections but an ice pack eases the aches of sending your face back in time. The entire appointment lasts approximately 30 to 45 minutes and results in no downtime, so visages can return to normal activities immediately, such as balancing wine bottles on eyelashes.
Heritage Medicine ensconces visitors in an inviting atmosphere decorated in the vintage charm of the ’40s and ’50s with smooth jazz filling the air. The waiting room's television plays movies of bygone eras, transporting patients back to a time when anti-aging was a genie wish and horses knew all the words to The Star-Spangled Banner. Complimentary snacks and beverages are also provided in the waiting area.
Botox may cause serious side effects that can be life threatening, including problems swallowing, speaking, or breathing. Read all safety considerations for Botox here.