What You'll Get
While it doesn't provide the discomfort and high ticket prices associated with an airport pat-down, a massage is still an effective tool for discovering concealed knives and small firearms. Prove you’re not packing in the most relaxing way with today’s Groupon: for $49, you get one 90-minute blended massage (a $100 value) at Hermosa Massage, located on the corner of Hermosa and Silver. Hermosa Massage is open Monday–Friday from 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. and on Saturday from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m.
Hermosa Massage owner Lauri Norton administers therapeutic body treatments to relieve chronic pain. Over time, muscles can become tense and painful from stress, poor posture, and physical exertion. Hermosa's 90-minute blended massage kneads every aching nook until suddenly unburdened muscles break into gleeful giggles. The massage boosts energy and reduces stress, all in the amount of time it takes to watch three news programs hosted by child actors. Massages promise more than relaxation, ensuring that each client improves their physical health, mental state, and break-dancing abilities.
While there are few online reviews available for Hermosa Massage, they have testimonials available on their website:
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 8, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. Gratuity not included. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.