Ants are one of nature's most meticulous organizers, as evidenced by their intricate tunnels, rigid social hierarchies, and natural instinct to arrange picnic crumbs in alphabetical order. Categorize your burrow with today's Groupon: for $60, you get two hours of organizing services from Bubble Wrap (a $120 value). Today's Groupon is valid within 25 miles of the 22182 zip code.

The professional organizers at Bubble Wrap can arrange household clutter and restore order to homes. The two-hour clock starts when one of their skilled organizational experts arrives at your door, ready and willing to do your bidding. Under the direction of the homeowner, the staffer focuses on the project at hand, be it unpacking, packing, reorganizing DVD and book collections, or arranging scattered legos into eye-pleasing designs. Bubble Wrap's employee can also hang holiday decorations and pictures, which can prove helpful when you’re hosting a Christmas party or trying to hang Dorian Gray's portrait without looking at it.