Unlike other mammalian offspring, human cubs are not born with built-in protection from the elements, such as fur coats, scaly shells, or umbrella-shaped tails. Give little ones a proper shield with today’s Groupon: for $15, you get $40 worth of organic baby apparel online from Funkoos.
Funkoos' e-boutique brims with an array of baby clothing made from 100%-certified-organic fabrics that are grown free of pesticides, chemicals, and dark magic. Not only are these organic cotton fibers gentle on sensitive baby skin, but also they are produced using fair labor practices. A hooded towel dries freshly scrubbed minihumans ($29.99), and a Messy But Fun bib keeps clothes immaculate for upcoming job interviews ($9.99). Doting parents can swaddle younglings in a monkey-festooned long-sleeved onesie ($25.99) or demonstrate flower-power solidarity with a pair of embroidered denim jeans ($34.99). Though this Groupon is not valid toward shipping, Funkoos charges a flat rate of $5 for orders of less than $50, and free shipping for orders totaling more than $50.