Homes, like teeth, will rot away without constant care, requiring expensive replacements made out of bone, ivory, and gold. Shun the need for gaudy domestic dentures with today's Groupon: for $62, you get two hours of handyman services from Handy Dan (a $130 value). For today’s Groupon, Handy Dan will go as far north as McKinney, as far south as Cedar Hill, as far east as Rockwall, and as far west as Los Colinas.
Offering free estimates and prompt service, Handy Dan's dexterous craftsmen tackle a bevy of both large and small home-improvement projects. Over the course of two hours, they can install garbage disposals, remove or replace a leaky faucet, install toilets, or replace light fixtures that send Morse code flirtations to the street lamp on the corner. Handy Dan can also help target energy inefficiencies in the home, and homeowners can apply their Groupon toward larger and lengthier projects, such as painting, bathroom remodeling, carpentry projects, and window installation.