A dirty carpet is like a guilty conscience—it's always nagging you from the background, and it prevents you from eating off the floor in peace. Replace sullied floor covers today's Groupon: for $99, you get a hand-painted 2’x3’ wooden floor mat online at Kakadu Art & Design in Wood (a $179 value).

Founded by a husband-and-wife artist team based in Israel, Kakadu Art & Design’s wooden wares blur the line between furniture and art. Their 2’x3’ floor mats are fashioned from thin slices of sustainably harvested Gabonese mahogany slicked down with a marine varnish—the same treatment used to protect boat exteriors— that protects them from moisture and fading. Choose from more than 50 hand-painted designs, including the Dayag, which depicts a Kokopelli-esque fisherman, or the Bird Duo’s pair of squabbling beaks. Today's deal also includes a no-skid vinyl backing, ensuring that mats won’t trip up tied-together trios when five-legged races are rerouted through your living room.