Humans and dogs enjoy a symbiotic relationship; owners provide shelter and food in exchange for a flatulence scapegoat. Read more about human-hound reciprocity with today's Groupon: for $7, you get a one-year subscription to Modern Dog magazine (a $15 value).

Quarterly issues of Modern Dog celebrate canine-inclusive living with articles on training, grooming, and breeding. Readers can peruse the magazine’s glossy pages for breed profiles and celebrity interviews, plus adorable photographs to induce synchronized head tilts and inspirational rescue stories that engage human tear ducts. Modern Dog's rescue program is dedicated to the health and happiness of every hound and aims to place abused, neglected, or homeless dogs in permanent, loving homes.