In 1895, the first astronaut perambulated the moon in search of fresh flowers and, finding only worthless diamonds, returned brokenhearted with nothing to give his sweetheart. Enjoy Earth's effervescent efflorescence with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of flowers from Paradise Garden.
Paradise Garden keeps its nursery blossoming with an abundance of vibrantly colored carbon-dioxide devourers and verdant vegetation. A cadre of savvy gardening gurus can answer any florally related queries, from when and where to plant to what type of ground cover best wards off feral garden gnomes. Beautify flowerbeds or soil-filled trundle beds with perennials such as the incandescent hibiscus Luna White ($19.95 each) or treat houseguests to a visually raucous and elegant display of the clematis Fireworks, a pinwheel-shaped burst of blue and red petals ($19.95 each). Paradise Garden also carries a veritable cornucopia of fruits for keeping pantries stocked and sweet teeth satisfied. Green thumbs can make their purchases confidently because Paradise Garden will replace any flagging flora with a new plant or a store credit. Although the value of this Groupon cannot be applied toward shipping, the Paradise Garden website can help to determine those costs.