What You'll Get
Unkempt lawns, like heads shampooed with Mountain Dew, are plagued with stunted growth, premature bald spots, and a neon-yellow tinge. Grow healthy grass follicles with today's Groupon: for $20, you get an initial yard cleaning (up to a $131.94 value) and one follow-up cleaning (up to a $43.14 value) from Poop 911 (up to a $175.08 total value). This Groupon is valid within Collin, Dallas, Denton, Ellis, Johnson, Kaufman, Rockwall, and Tarrant Counties.
Poop 911's uniformed excrement excavators revitalize lawns of all sizes as they scoop and sack pet droppings. During a yard cleaning, waste removers ferret out all kinds of fecal matter, leaving grass free of former kibbles, digested bits, and macerated rugby cleats. Valid for homes with up to seven hounds, each subsequent waste-removal service improves the look, the feel, and the scent of yards, and a follow-up cleaning allows barefoot homeowners to safely stroll properties and crabwalk to the mailbox without fear.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 8, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.