What You'll Get
Like ripened fruits, people with healthy-colored skin tend to spend less time loitering in orchards and are more likely to get picked up at the grocery store. Catch the eye of passing orangutans with today’s Groupon: for $20, you get $45 worth of tanning at Hi Performance Tanning. This versatile deal is good for any package in any level tanning bed or Mystic Spray Tan booth. In an effort to further tint your skin, this Groupon is also valid on specials and grants you 10% off any tanning lotions.
With four bed levels, three levels of Mystic Spray Tan, and a variety of tanning packages, Hi Performance is primed and ready for all your tonally transformative needs. Get horizontal on a level 1 Montego Bay bed ($7/single session, $89/30-session package) or a level 4 Silver Bullet bed ($25/single session, $180/10-session package). For a quick skin-suit alteration, take a stand against laying down in the level 3 Mystic Spray Tan booth ($26/session, $195/10-session package).
Hi Performance hosts generous hours throughout the week, keeping its beds and booths open as late as 10 p.m. Monday through Thursday, 8 p.m. Friday through Saturday, and 5 p.m. on Sundays. Because this Groupon has a shelf life of one year, feel free to dispose of all coats, pants, and long-sleeved shirts, which are only used to hide beneath during the long, pale winter.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 2, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 10 per person. Valid on all bed levels. Valid toward tanning packages. Not valid for products. Guardian must be present for bed tanning if 14 years old or younger. Valid for specials. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.