In the olden days, when barbers doubled as dentists, people would often leave an appointment with a toothpaste coiffure and itchy teeth. Maintain your smile without sacrificing delicate hair follicles with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a dental exam, teeth cleaning, and x-rays at Hickory Hills Dental Center in Hickory Hills or at Ruby Dentistry in Naperville (a $178 value). Hickory Hill's and Ruby's gaggle of plaque-pillagers is lead by Dr. Jack Ruby and Dr. Brian D. Ruby, who have been practicing family dentistry for years and are committed to preventing tooth troubles and dental diseases. During a dental exam ($50), an experienced tooth technician will check for any abnormalities such as cavities or injured teeth––a prelude to a prophylaxis cleaning ($70) that removes tarter coats and plaque scarves from over-accessorized chompers. A bitewing x-ray ($58) will check for signs of tooth decay, thought-thieving trolls, and errant car keys.

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Dr. Jack Ruby has been featured in the Star and the Southland News for his work with athletes, most famously, the Chicago White Sox.