Boutique hotels are great for honeymooners, exhausted travelers, and mature spring breakers who realize body shots and wet T-shirt contests are no fun unless they're on a chaise. Confine antics to elegant chambers with today's Groupon: for $89, you get a one-night stay in one of six rooms at Hidden Treasures Boutique Hotel in downtown Port Orchard (up to a $249 value).

Hidden Treasures Boutique Hotel regales guests with a host of elegant sleeping quarters and charming amenities. With six diverse rooms, tired travelers can choose in which luxurious abode to lay their heads. The spacious grand master room boasts a king-size bed, fireplace, and private bathroom, while the cozy vintage suite showcases a full-size bed, rocking chair, and writing desk for a quiet getaway to pen the next great American fast-food jingle. All guests gain access to an outdoor patio with views of Sinclair Inlet and the Cascade or Olympic mountain ranges, as well as to a book and video library, guest parlor, and free WiFi. For an additional fee, stressed-out patrons can upgrade the relaxing retreat to include a massage in their room, great for recovering muscles from travel fatigue and excessive fist pumping.

For eager out-of-towners, a concierge is on hand to assist with planning activities. Hidden Treasures is located just half a block from the foot ferry. Dine in fine restaurants, visit art galleries and museums, or rent a boat to fulfill life-long dreams of finding a shark and wrestling it.