What You'll Get
Your teeth are your mouth's ambassadors, your ticket to nachos, and the only things keeping your tongue in your head. Toughen your nacho ticket with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a comprehensive exam, teeth cleaning, and battery of x-rays from High Point Dental in Papeton (a $202 total value).
Matthew Hansen, DDS, the dentist at High Point, knows toothy nature so well he can instinctively tell when a molar is lying or an incisor has a deep fear of rejection. Your visit will begin with a complete inventory of your face's contents and an x-ray to inspect their roots, cores, and innermost wishes for cavities, fissures, or soft spots. The vacuum thingy and industrial-strength toothbrush then work their magic on your whitey mouthpearls, getting you ready to bite things, chew food, or impress the jury with a beautiful, innocent smile.
A cleaning, exam, and x-rays pack more of a healthful wallop than a bucket of free-range, grass-fed mung-bean sprouts, especially if your idea of a daily brushing is a mouthful of sand and a hot hose of water from a Super Soaker. Declare today permanent creepy smile day.
This Groupon is valid for new clients only.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 22, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. New clients only. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.