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The opportunity to play outside with large groups of strangers usually ends with fifth-grade graduation. Today’s Groupon lets you revisit the joys of recess as an adult, without getting weird looks. For $13, you’ll get a 30-day membership with access to all classes, adventures, and events at Hill Country Outdoors, Austin’s active outdoor, sport, and social club.

Making friends is hard as a grown-up. You can’t pass notes across your cubicle asking co-workers to circle their feelings about you, or entice potential friends with your pog collection anymore. Hill Country Outdoors makes it easy: you sign up for any of the adventurous exploits that pique your interest (such as mountain biking, kayaking, or zip-line adventures) and get to be active with other like-minded individuals. Many events are free for members, such as Let’s Dance and Canyonland Habitats of the BCP; others cost money, but you'll pay the discounted member price (an afternoon at Wonder World costs $18.95).

Modern technology has crippled human social skills leaving you suctioned to a keyboard and communicating with other humans primarily through status updates and dialogue-lasers—this Groupon can save you from a total robotic transformation. Being surrounded by living, breathing humans and thrown into situations that don’t contain holograms, you’ll re-learn how to express yourself without using angry emoticons.

Hill Country Outdoors isn’t just a singles mixer for Indiana Jones–types—it’s also perfect for pairs. If you and your plus-one have lost touch with your own families and friends, these classes will help you remember that more people is always more merrier.


Texas Parks & Wildlife and Rare Magazine have featured Hill Country Outdoor’s physical and friendly concept. The Austin Chronicle named it Best Outdoor Event in 2005 and Best Place to Meet People Outside of the Office:

  • Hosting a wide variety of activities from hiking Turkey Creek to attending performances at Zilker Park's Hillside Theatre to rock climbing in Big Bend, Hill Country Outdoors gives you the chance to get out, have fun, and meet people without the awkwardness of shouting over loud music. – Austin Chronicle
  • If it's your inner explorer you're looking to find, then check out one of Hill Country Outdoor's numerous events. It seems this outdoor adventure club offers a different activity almost every single day: kayaking, biking, backpacking, boating, spelunking, camping, rafting, skiing, golf, disc golf, ultimate Frisbee, tennis, volleyball, swimming. – Austin Chronicle

Satchel Rand, Lovelorn Movie Adventurer

Hill Country Outdoors offers adventures for Indiana Jones–types, and it's also a great way to meet potential love interests. On your excursions, you'll hopefully be more like Indiana Jones and less like Professor Satchel Rand, the lovelorn main character of a competing 1980s adventure-film series. Unlike Dr. Jones, Professor Rand never quite got the girl. Here are his films:

Satchel Rand and the Curse of Xerxes: While hot on the trail of an ancient bust believed to grant weather-control powers, the wise-cracking Dr. Rand is tracked by Fascists bent on taking over the world. Rand is aided by the beautiful daughter of his mentor, and even though Rand really wants to ask her out, he talks himself out of it and just worries about saving the statue.

Satchel Rand and the Lion of Babylon: A mysterious benefactor enlists Rand's help to decipher an ancient riddle that may grant eternal life. When Rand discovers that his mystery employer is none other than his ex-wife, Elena, Rand's adventure kicks into high gear, then quickly becomes kind of sad when he asks Elena to remarry him in front of a bunch of Fascists, and she turns him down.

Satchel Rand and the Seal of Gedaliah: Before he can stop evil Fascists from using a biblical seal to turn the tide of war, Rand calls every single woman from his speed-dating session and tells them that he hasn't had a girlfriend in six years. When the women are kidnapped by Fascists, Rand gets in a weird place in his life and stops leaving the house.

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Hill Country Outdoors

As its name implies Hill Country Outdoors specializes in adventure. Each week, the club plans and hosts a variety of events, from outdoor outings to social gatherings. Designed to be engaging both for tourists and life-long residents, meetings range from bike rides and organized skiing trips to happy hours, concerts, and wine tastings. These eclectic outings help participants explore the city in a fun way without getting lost deep in the Heart of Texas.

By purchasing this deal you'll unlock points which can be spent on discounts and rewards. Every 5,000 points can be redeemed for $5 Off your next purchase.