What You'll Get
Unlike a baby, a car won't cry or call child services if you don't take care of it, but, like a carefully tended baby, a well-maintained car won't disappoint you in its teenage years. Help your car mature gracefully with today's Groupon: for $15, you get a full-service oil change (a $32 value) at Hillandale Shell in Silver Spring, Maryland. Hillandale Shell treats vehicles with an array of machine-maintaining services, rehabbing rigs from the inside out. Patrons can submit their horseless carriage or gasoline-powered horse for a full-service oil change at the hands of Hillandale's auto-body artisans. This vehicle-saving procedure replaces old engine fluids with fresh-faced, younger fluids plucked straight from the canister of adolescent leisure and forced down the funnel of adulthood. A new oil filter and complimentary fluid top-off round out the service. Your purchase includes a shop fee and an oil-recycling fee, though it doesn't cover outstanding library fees.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 25, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. By appointment only. Additional fee applies for cars requiring over 5 qts. of oil or specialized filter. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.