Children who are born naked must be immediately swaddled to prevent their "new baby" smell from wafting out windows and attracting feral Peter Pans. Seal in your offspring's freshness with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of clothing, toys, and accessories at Hipster’s Children’s Consignment Store in Chagrin Falls.

Hipster’s showcases posh pint-size wares and gifts to convert growth-spurt-fueled wallet drainage into a pleasant exercise in fashion recycling. Fill youngsters' wardrobes with tenderly donned designer shirts ($3–$6), shoes ($3–$6), pants ($5–$7), and jammies ($3–$4), or treat toddlers to an array of barely used sitting devices such as highchairs ($30+) and bouncy seats ($12+). The locally owned shop stocks a spectrum of sizes to fit kids ages 12 and under, ensuring that by the time children no longer fit into Hipster's ensembles, malls will finally take the form of convenient holograms. If shoppers become inspired to consign their own used items, the store will allow them to track their accounts with an online service or a footprint expert.