Although most house ghosts are fastidiously neat and pay rent on time, their late-night returns from drunken séances frequently wake their slumbering roommates. Escape the odd hours of otherworldly acquaintances with today's Groupon: for $99, you get a one-night stay at the historic Canterbury Hotel on South Illinois Street, including a hot buffet breakfast and valet-parking services (a value of up to $224, depending on date of stay).
Nursing tired noggins since the mid-1800s, the Canterbury Hotel provides guests with a sophisticated spin through the hallways of yesteryear. Bed down in the high style of the hotel's standard king or queen sleeping quarters, all of which include wireless Internet, 24-hour room service, fitness-center access, and plenty of space for building forts out of bed linens and tiny soaps. Guests can also stray outside the hotel walls without ever exposing themselves to Indianapolis' unpredictable weather and even-less-predictable street mimes thanks to a private entrance to the adjoining Circle Centre Mall and the naturally occurring skywalk system, which connects the hotel to the Indiana Convention Center and Lucas Oil Stadium. Those uninterested in venturing off-site can hunker down for dinner at the hotel's Turner's Restaurant, where they'll enjoy a 10% discount, or opt to wait to nurse their hunger until morning, when they can ambush it with a hot buffet breakfast for two.