A marriage between two handheld eats is preferable to a marriage between two clones of Sylvester Stallone, a process that eventually results in a baby reared on raw egg and meat punching bags. Savor the joining of two star-crossed eats with today's deal: for $4, you get $12 worth of wings and hot subs from one of two Hoagies & Wings locations in Sherman Oaks or La Cienega. This deal is valid for dine-in or carryout only.

No matter which origami shape you fold it into, Hoagies & Wings' menu remains highly pleasing to any saucy or sandwich craving. Wings are available in three styles: bone in ($5.99, six pieces), boneless ($4.99, six pieces), and chicken fry ($3.99, small). Each wing is outfitted from a 10-member flavor bureau, which consists of such finger-coating deliciousness as mild, hot, spicy Thai, mambo, and garlic parmesan.

Hot hoagies cozily nestle ingredients in an Italian-roll bungalow with lettuce sheets and a tomato pillow. Steak, chicken, or veggie (with sautéed mushrooms and the proud tears of scarecrows) hoagies can be loaded with grilled onions, cheese, and mayo or Italian dressing ($5.99). Seasoned fries are available during any season ($1.99, regular), whereas hoagie fries skip the bun altogether, topping potato sticks with steak or chicken and select members of the ingredient posse ($6.99).

Founded in 2004 by a Harvard Law graduate and two Le Cordon Bleu Culinary School alumni, the eatery provides cuisine that is approved by both chefs and the U.S. Constitution. Grab a gaggle of wings for an upcoming football party, or take the family out for a few hoagies to celebrate Hulk Hoagie's birthday.

Reviews

Hoagies & Wings has received some great press, including five Best of Citysearch awards. Yelpers give it 3.5 stars on average, whereas Citysearchers give it a 4.5-star average:

• They have some of the best food in town. – bclemons1, Citysearch
• I'm a believer and will go back again and again! – jbesner, Citysearch