The burden of aches and pains makes it impossible for humans to run as fast as cheetahs, which is why the human diet is virtually devoid of gazelle meat. Keep fast food from getting away with today’s Groupon: for $40, you get a one-hour Swedish massage at Hockessin Athletic Club in Hockessin (an $80 value).
The Hockessin Athletic Club Massage Center relies on a squad of seasoned therapists to help clients address a variety of corporeal conundrums. A one-hour Swedish massage kneads muscles head to toe with the option of honing in on one to two knotted areas with deep and concentrated therapeutic determination. Like the best science fair entries, bodies are draped with sheets and given meticulous attention, drifting toward relaxation within the tranquil environment of one of the center’s soothing massage rooms. From business executives stressed about their latest wheelings and dealings to athletes looking to pamper their muscles before their next underwater marathon, clients can part ways with the center’s magic-fingered massage experts feeling better and more noodle-like.