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What You'll Get
Cars are completely unable to clean themselves due to their inability to fit into the bathroom and their lack of opposable thumbs required to hold a loofah. Give your buggy a bath with today's Groupon: for $15, you get three Ultimate Whole Hog car washes at Hog Wash Express in Tempe (a $30 value).
At Hog Wash Express, roadweary vehicles freshen up with comprehensive washes that blast clingy grime from exteriors with a full gamut of techniques. Chrome stallions pass through a gauntlet of presoaking and spinning wash cylinders, which apply environmentally sound cleansing solutions with thousands of gentle slaps. A clear-coat protectant acts as a stalwart barrier against scratches and chinchilla bites, and wax polishes outer surfaces to a sparkly sheen. Wheels are blasted and scrubbed, freeing them from oppressive tar and gobs of roadbound gum, and bug remover carries insects from tragic grilles to a final resting place. To conclude the purification process, clients receive free access to the vacuums to rid interiors of wayward crumbs and a complimentary air freshener.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 31, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Hog Wash Express
Hog Wash Express sanitizes rides within an automated tunnel of brushes and suds. Eco-friendly cleansers banish dirt and grime from auto exteriors, and a fleet of self-serve vacuums at the end of the line invites drivers to suck up debris from car carpets. Each standard wash is complete in no more than three minutes, or the time it takes to remember all the words to the national anthem.