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With today's Groupon, $30 gets you an on-location photography session and $25 worth of prints from Hogan Imaging, a $100 combined value. This package is your opportunity to upgrade the framed family photos that have been hanging in your parents’ home for the past 600 years. Now that you aren’t riddled with acne or plagued with a six-year-old’s gummy smile, split the cost with your sibs and surprise your folks with a more up-to-date snapshot just in time for the holidays.
Photographer Jennifer Hogan will come to your favorite babbling brook, home, or scenic five-star junkyard to photograph you and your family in the natural, beautifying light of the sun. Compassionate and friendly, Jennifer is happy to find out what you're looking for and what you're like so that she can capture stunning smiles in the perfect charming candid. Even camera-shy cousins relax under the friendly gaze of Jennifer's masterly eye. After your hour-long session, you can peruse your photo proofs online and choose $25 worth of prints. Get a set of eight wallets ($8) and two 5x7s ($8 each) or get an 8x10 ($15) to adorn your mantle.
There’s always an excuse to say cheese: you’re engaged, you’re pregnant, you graduated high school, or you placed in the regional knitting finals. Even if you’re not commemorating a major milestone, you might need a professional headshot to further your career; actresses, authors, musicians, clowns, dancers, belly dancers, comedians, and belly comedians can all benefit from quality prints. Check out Jennifer Hogan's image gallery to survey the stunning light and compositional invention of her expert photography.
Social-Network Photo Checklist
Beginning in 2010, social-networking sites like Facebook, Friendster 2.0, and PalAbout will begin deleting accounts that don’t meet their mandatory photo-criteria checklist. Don’t panic! Today’s deal at Hogan Imaging will take care of your On-location Professional Shoot quota. That only leaves the following compulsory pics:
- Standing next to anthropomorphic creature at overpriced tourist nightmare
- Self-taken extreme high-angle shot in shower or sitting on floor of closet
- Self with nine guys holding red plastic cups
- Self in Halloween costume (note: must leave as main profile image until mid-February)
- Self dwarfed by landscape so majestic that the very notion of capturing it is folly, serving only as a reminder of the tedium and insignificance of one’s daily existence as they revisit it on their electronic desktop en-route to Snood.
- Someone’s baby doing a thing
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Hogan Imaging
Whether she’s photographing young families, capturing the bright hues of vegetables at a farmers’ market, or commemorating the on-street energy at the Democratic National Convention, Jennifer Hogan is rarely without her camera. The professional shutterbug revels in catching fleeting moments, such as a newly engaged couple’s embrace or newborns’ smiles after they learn how to shoot lasers from their eyes.
