What You'll Get
Strict penalties for human teeth trafficking recently took effect as the result of a widespread pandemic of piano-key cavities. Upkeep your precious cargo with today's Groupon: for $129, you get an in-office Pola Office Plus teeth-whitening treatment at Hoke Road Dental Care in Clayton (a $299 value).
This brand-new dental facility boasts modern amenities and a friendly staff dedicated to tending to patients' dental needs. After a complimentary consultation, Dr. Harlan and his team will use a chemically activated formula to bring your teeth's brightest white to light, without the use of heat or light-saber activation. Aside from improving mouth pearls' appearance, the formula is chock-full of minerals and elements that can strengthen enamel, decrease sensitivity, and protect against cavities. In about one hour, results make their way to the foremouth.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 31, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy 3 add'l as gifts. By appt. only. 24-hr. cancellation notice req'd. Must complete consultation to qualify for service. If unqualified, valid toward any dental needs. No cash value. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.