What You'll Get
Similar to past tenses, tense backs are related to things that happened a while ago and are incomprehensible to most second-graders. Learn to understand back-based bliss with today's Groupon: for $17, you get a 30-minute massage at Holistic Butterfly Studio in East Lansing (a $35 value). Holistic Butterfly Studio specializes in improving bodily morale with its healing massage services. Those stressed from deflecting earth-shattering asteroids with their minds can find solace in the 30-minute clinical massage, a personalized kneading that unknots muscles to relieve chronic pains and aches. As bodies are gently cajoled, built-up tension politely excuses itself and headaches relinquish their crowns for less hectic lives farming neurons.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 25, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. By appointment only. 24-hr cancellation notice required. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Holistic Butterfly Studio
As a massage therapist and reiki master, Beverly Bates needed a place where she could practice both of her therapeutic pursuits in earnest. So she opened Holistic Butterfly Studio, where today she draws upon all of her skills to ease discomfort and promote balance.
Beverly's integrated holistic massages incorporate a variety of techniques depending on her client's needs; in just one session, she can help lower stress levels, alleviate chronic back pain, or soothe strained muscles. Her other services include energy-balancing reiki sessions and far-infrared sauna treatments that purge the body of toxins and ghostly spirits.