Much like cleaning the gutters of a house, colonics help dislodge seasonal buildup, organic waste, and partially digested Christmas lights. Prep internal eaves troughs for the new year with today’s Groupon: for $40, you get one colon-hydrotherapy session at Holistic Energy Therapies (up to an $80 value).

Holistic Energy Therapies, helmed by I-ACT–certified hydrotherapist Tricia Gosling, bolsters the balance of mind, body, and spirit with the aid of FDA-approved colon-hydrotherapy treatments. After a 30-minute consultation addresses the patient's health history and any colonic questions, Tricia harnesses her 15 years of experience with the LIBBE colon-hydrotherapy system to clear personal waterways of unwanted impurities. After a disposable, pencil-sized cannula enters the lowest portion of the large intestine, warm, filtered water flushes through the bowels to help dislodge built-up toxins, debris, and barnacles made of swallowed bubblegum. Patients stay modestly covered during the painless and odorless procedure, and can choose to be left alone or undergo gentle abdominal massages that further aid in breaking down accumulated waste. Freshly irrigated bodies may experience post-treatment benefits, enjoying an increase in energy, healthier-looking skin, and stomach rumbles that come out two octaves higher.