Redeemed November 14, 2014
What You'll Get
Massage was developed by NASA to help astronauts to cope with edgy Tang-induced sugar highs, lack of ESPN, and predatory aliens stowed in the hangar bay. Achieve its soothing effects outside the soul-crushing abyss of outer space with today’s deal: for $79, you get two one-hour Swedish or deep-tissue massages (a $140 value) and aromatherapy oils (a $20 value) at Holistic Health Massage Therapy in Greensboro (a $160 total value).
Bringing education in anatomy, kinesiology, and pathology to the tranquility table, Holistic Health Massage Therapy's experienced staff tames tension and helps to alleviate chronic pain with a personalized approach. Sessions begin with a therapist assessing each customer’s unique goals. Patients choose between the long, traditional strokes of Swedish massage, a general relaxation technique, or the exploratory kneads and rolls of deep-tissue massage, which aims to resolve aggression and affliction between warring muscles and joints. Aromatherapy oils enhance the atmosphere and entertain olfactory audiences as the body sheds its stress and tension. Alongside two one-hour massages, Holistic Health’s therapists offer self-care techniques to practice outside of the office, such as therapeutic stretches, self-awareness exercises, and advice on how not to get dragged into identity wars with narcissistic pretzels.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 12, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. New clients only. 24hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply at appointment. Additional fees for Saturday appointments. Non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Holistic Health Massage Therapy
Whether they're dealing with a stressful job or a recurring sports injury, visitors to Holistic Health Massage Therapy will find that licensed massage therapist Jason Daniels takes a thorough—and thoroughly custom—approach to their ailments. He works closely with each client to determine not just where it hurts but why. After an initial consultation, Daniels deploys a wide variety of techniques, from deep-tissue manipulation for chronic pain to Swedish massage after a taxing trip to Ikea. He also advises clients on ways to stay healthy and prevent future injuries, encouraging them to stretch, eat right, and even seek out referrals to other holistic specialists.