Wood, unlike teeth and parking tickets, is always more appealing when your name is etched in it. Today's side deal gets you $60 worth of handcrafted, name-stenciled woodworks from Hollow Woodworks for $30. All pieces are sculpted from the finest maple, feature child-safe finishes, and include complimentary shipping to anywhere in the 48 contiguous states.

Scoop up a name stool ($59), Hollow Woodwork's most popular piece. The regular-size seat holds a name of up to eight letters in your choice of primary or pastel colors. The stool is designed to last a lifetime. The Shapes Puzzle ($19.99), featuring eight shapes and a blend of primary and pastel hues, teaches and entertains, and Hollow Woodworks will restore any lost puzzle pieces for free (shipping not included). Other options include coat racks ($34.99), memo boards ($39.99), and alphabet worms ($49.99).