Humankind has been playing with fire for years; now we can harness the bronzing essence of the fiery sun in a gentle mist or a brilliant bulb, proving our dominance over the weak, inanimate solar system. Subvert the sun and eschew tan lines with $50 worth of UV tanning, Mystic tans, and products from Hollywood Tans for $20. Your Groupon is good for any of Hollywood Tans' radiant locations in Buckhead, Midtown, Toco Hills, and Roswell. There is no purchase limit, so get one for every layer of skin you own.
Hollywood Tans uses state-of-the-art technologies to help you glow regardless of bad weather or an inexplicable fear of beach towels. To get a UV-free glow in a pinch, try a gentle and natural-looking Mystic instant tan ($30) or one of Hollywood's lotions. The salon is also equipped with stand-up UV tanning booths, which offer total privacy so that you can eliminate tan lines without compromising your modesty to the paparazzi you hired to hound you. Stand-up booths do more than make you feel less lazy; they also work faster than traditional beds, so you can spend less time tanning and more time trying to pass your pet pig off as an ugly dog with poor coordination. UV tans range in intensity and can be upgraded to high-pressure for faster results ($10–$20 for regular; $25 for high-pressure).
In years past, technologically inferior societies valued powdery paleness and wish-granting leeches. These days, the modern mark of refinement is to doff one's winter coat and reveal a smooth, burnished, golden glow from head to toe. And with the Oscars (and Oscar parties) around the corner, today's Groupon will have you shining like a star just in time to walk the red carpet in that life-size simulacrum of Hollywood you constructed in your back yard.
- Spray tans can usually be spotty, but this spray tan was amazing. It lasted for a really long time and it looked really good. – adsmit
- Hollywood Tans Buckhead is a great choice for your tanning needs. The salon is clean and has new equipment and great customer service. The staff at Hollywood Tans Buckhead is eager to assist and a wait is RARE. – Tyler Lynch
- Actually, I feel as if I'm part of the family when I walk in [Hollywood Tans Midtown]. One great thing that I like is that all beds are stand up, so no falling asleep in the beds!! – wildncrazychad
(STAND) UV & Spray Tanning
At (STAND) UV & Spray Tanning, tanners choose from a variety of traditional and UV-free bronzing methods. With an effect similar to tying the sun around a tetherball pole, standup UV booths feature 360-degree tanning, deepening skin tone during expedient 8- to 11-minute sessions. Patrons opting for sunless tanning can choose between automated Mystic Tan sessions with a choice of four shades of tan or custom Norvell airbrush treatments applied by trained technicians. Additionally, red-light-therapy sessions unclench faces from the grip of Father Time by reducing the appearance of fine lines and large pores, as well as boosting elasticity.