Like ripened fruit, people with healthy-colored skin tend to spend less time hanging from trees and are more likely to get picked up at the grocery store. Catch the eye of passersby and orangutans with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get one month of unlimited tanning on a level one, two, or three tanning bed (a $90 value) or three Mystic spray tans (a $75 value) at Hollywood Tans.
Hollywood Tans, one of the nation’s largest chains of tanning salons, enlivens epidermises with a special alchemic process known as Tanetics. In application, Tanetics skin specialists consider each customer’s tanning goal, skin tone and sensitivity, and favorite sun god before helping to craft the ideal spectrum-shifting regimen. Step into one of Hollywood Tans levels 1–3 proprietary standup booths for an epidermal makeover that leaves pelts polished with a glossy base tan that's preferable for afternoons at the beach or scandalous nights at the laundromat. Those interested in a UV-free tegument transformation can also opt for three Mystic spray tans that depale pasty pigment with misty coats of bronze that can last five–seven days.